John Bell – a cautionary tale (RUDE)
This is a poem I wrote in 1998 for a work colleague. I’ve changed the name so as to avoid embarrassing him, but it rhymed with John Bell. Anyway – he knows who he is. Warning – there are some … Read More
This is a poem I wrote in 1998 for a work colleague. I’ve changed the name so as to avoid embarrassing him, but it rhymed with John Bell. Anyway – he knows who he is. Warning – there are some … Read More
To use an umbrella, or not to use an umbrella? This age-old question has puzzled the wisest humans for centuries. But worry no more! The following rhyme will help you remember just when it is acceptable to raise your brolly … Read More
In case you missed last night’s announcement, I’ve summarised the key points in the form of a poem. Good evening all – it’s Boris here again. I’m speaking to you now from number ten, With news so grim that I’m … Read More
I was very moved by the story of Dominic Cummings in the news yesterday, following his father’s instinct as he did. So I wrote a poem. Dear people of the great United K, It’s well past time for me have … Read More
Let me introduce myself, You’ll know my name – Trump, Donald J. I am a man in perfect health, And this is what I have to say. My job is US president, I use fake tan and great shampoos. … Read More